Cult Leader
Anoint thyself.
Step into your power (or at least pretend you have some) with Cult Leader, a hypnotic blend of smoky musk, sacred copal, intoxicating champaca, and a halo of neroli. It’s warm. It’s mysterious. It’s that cozy hug from someone in linen robes who tells you to drink more raw cacao and “trust the process.”
Smells like:
- You finally found the answers—but mostly just smell amazing
- Warm eye contact
- Unearned confidence
- The subtle aroma of incense clinging to ethically sourced linen
Cult Leader is not just a fragrance—it’s a full-body yes. A ritual in a bottle. With grounding musk, ancient copal, euphoric champaca, and radiant neroli, this scent balances your aura and boosts your “healthy” ego in one spritz. This scent doesn’t just enter the room—it manifests there.
Perfect for:
- Leading breathwork ceremonies you made up
- Selling $222 coaching packages via Instagram stories
- Casually referencing your past life in Atlantis
- Making strangers feel like they’ve known you in another dimension
Not recommended for:
- The spiritually skeptical
- People with boundaries
- Anyone allergic to unsolicited advice
Whether you're guiding others through inner transformation or just want to smell like you could, Cult Leader envelops you in a warm, sensual glow that says, “You can trust me. Probably.”
✨ Join the scent circle.
✨ Smell enlightened.
✨ Lead (lightly).
Perfect for yoga instructors, crystal hoarders, and anyone who’s ever said “Mercury’s in retrograde” to avoid accountability.
Spritz it. Lead the way. Just try not to start a real cult.
Cult Leader scented candle, 4 oz soy wax candle with natural essential and fragrance oils. Holographic candle jar and label.
