Mini Ritual

🔮 Inner Main Character Mini Ritual

A 4-step aura alignment for when you’re ready to stop being the sidekick in your own spiritual journey.

You will need:

• Cult Leader (or 2 if Mercury is misbehaving)
  
• A mirror (or your front-facing camera—no judgment)
  
• Your most magnetic outfit (bonus points for linen, crystals, or something suspiciously sheer)
  
• A moment of silence for your last self-sabotaging thought
  
  

✨ Step 1: Set the Scene

Light a candle. Dim the lights. Play something atmospheric—like a crystal bowl playlist or a voice memo you made while crying. You are now entering your main character timeline.

✨ Step 2: The Anointing

Roll-on or spray Cult Leader on your pulse points: neck, wrists, heart center… and just for fun, your crown chakra. Inhale deeply. Smell that? That’s the aroma of dangerous levels of charisma.

✨ Step 3: Mirror Work (but sexy)

Look into the mirror. Lock eyes with yourself like you’re about to launch a TED Talk no one asked for. Say aloud:

“I am the vibe. I am the vision. I am not responding to texts today.”

Repeat as necessary until you believe it—or until your ex senses the shift and suddenly reappears in your DMs.

✨ Step 4: Walk Away Like You Just Came from a Retreat

Exit the room slowly. Dramatically. Like you just burned a bridge and a bundle of sage.

Let the scent linger. Let the energy shift. Let them wonder what you just did—and how they can do it too.

Affirmation (for good measure):

“I lead with softness, power, and a vague backstory.”